Portlandians are human waste – I, Anonymous Blog
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Salvation. I am in Ireland. A friend from Portland recommended me, Anonymous to me a while back, usually for the humorous content. It’s been a while since I’ve read one, but using Me Anonymous as a barometer of humanity in your city begs the question of what happened to all of you. Are ALL Portlandians humorless and humorless “sufferers”. That you can spit out so much pathetic anonymous hate on yourself (while accusing others of the same), while still living in one of the safest and most comfortable places humanity has ever lived is something to see. .
I would pity you, but you would probably say I had the White Savior Patriarchal Complex.
No matter. Bye.
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